Today's comic by Cox and Forkum. Definitely keep these guys on your A-list, they're quite poignant.

Linda is right. This is a great line.

The Movie is "The Ghost Breakers", a Bob Hope film made in 1940. The readers over at Amazon give it good ratings.

Here's the line, See it for yourself.
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I couldn't resist sharing this one from Robert Ariail

I found this website via another great blog that I keep in my feed reader, Atlas Shrugged. It's called The People's Cube and looks to be cut from a cloth similar to the Onion. Where the Onion succeeds in purce farce, however, the People's Cube seems to strive for the sardonic.

Here's the first article that caught my attention:

Jihadists Against Bag Searches

A new civil rights group is fighting a shameful practice: bag searches in the New York City subways that are infringing on the rights of suicide bombers to kill and maim hundreds of New Yorkers. The group that calls itself Jihadists Against Bag Searches distributed flyers today to straphangers (image, left), warning them of the erosion of civil liberties in America.

"They're right," a concerned young lawyer told our correspondent." With so many people entering the subway, how can we be sure that the searches are absolutely random? There's a big chance it's all a cover-up for profiling minorities. If the police succeeds in preventing them from blowing me up on the train, it will be the end of my civil liberties. I better send another big check to ACLU - that is, if I don't wind up with both of my arms torn off in a blast."

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A great comic strip worthy of inspection, Day by Day.

MMmmmmmmmm. Here are some products you might want to try out at home:

Contra Cafe

After overthrowing the Communist regime installed by the Sandanistas (with President Reagan's support) these Freedom Fighters are now coffee growers. 5% of Contra Cafe revenues are donated to the Freedom Alliance Support the Troops Campaign, to aid wounded U.S. service members as they recover in military hospitals across the country. 50% of the profits go back into their communities, and every pound of coffee bought from the farmers is paid for above Fair Trade value.

Star Spangled Ice Cream

"A trio of politicos has closed the conservative-liberal ice cream gap with the debut of Star Spangled Ice Cream." - Washington Times

"Even butterfat is partisan now. 3 self-described 'members of the right wing conspiracy' loved Ben & Jerry's but hated... 'wacko left wing causes'." - New York Times

"Try a bowl of 'I Hate The French Vanilla'." - Weekly Standard

10% of profits go to organizations that support the men and women of the US Armed Forces - organizations like The Freedom Alliance Scholarship Fund, which provides scholarship aid to the children of soldiers who were killed or seriously wounded in the line of duty.

The way things are going, this seems more possible than not.

Now I think I "have" seen it all.

Grandfather's Ghost Auctioned on EBay

HOBART, Ind. — A woman's effort to assuage her 6-year-old son's fears of his grandfather's ghost by selling it on eBay (search) has drawn more than 34 bids with a top offer of $78.

Mary Anderson said she placed her father's "ghost" on the online auction site after her son, Collin, said he was afraid the ghost would return someday. Anderson said Collin has avoided going anywhere in the house alone since his grandfather died last year.

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Anderson makes one special request of the winner bidder: "I would like to ask you to write a letter after you've received the cane (and the ghost) to my son letting him know that he's there with you and you're getting along great."

Wendy and I saw the Incredibles this weekend; a great film, and now one of my favorites of all time.

For your viewing enjoyment, I present a picture of both the INCREDIBLES and the UNCREDIBLES!

Demonstrating yet another cogent argument to help persuade our undecided friends. :)

Hat Tip to the ever wonderful Tammy Bruce

For those of you who are amused by 404 humor, you might enjoy this. Just go to a non-existent page on this website, such as this one.

Major hilarious Bwah ha ha hat tip to VodkaPundit for this great picture.

Now, at last, my fellow Floridians and I are prepared to vote this November.

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Proportional fonts and kerning - Again options are limited by machine type

Key emulation - Only those keys actually on the selected machine type are activated. Special features such as subscript and superscript will appear only as that machine would have outputted it. Some extremely amateur forgers have actually used features such as reduced font sized superscript "th" in documents that were suppose to have been from a normal typewriter. Our product will prevent such simple mistakes.

Copy machine emulation - Before you print out your document you can have it automatically appear to have been run through a copy or fax machine multiple times. Lettering will look aged and blurred with random specks according to our specialized algorithm.

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Credit for MS Forger goes to Jeff Miller at the Curt Jester, hat tip to Michelle Malkin.

Credit for the Clippy Hoax goes to Mog at the Mind of Mog, hat tip to Lisa at Just a Girl in the World.