Panda Celebrity

Why are they writing about pandas. Isn't there something better to write about. This is just exasperating.
CNN

Hydroponics on Mars

This is a good Idea, but if they don't have a good crop this could be useless. Lets just hope that they are able to grow something.
CNN

A.com

Domains worth $1,000,000? This is an absurd price for a website like A.com.
CNN

What Happened?

The Japanese space probe, Hayabusa, failed its mission to collect samples from an asteroid. The mission was difficult, but even so the Japanese are probably really mad.
CNN

Smelly Plant Draws Crowds

The rare corpse flower has bloomed. Why would anyone except for a botanist want to see and smell a flower that creates an odor that smells of death.
CNN

The Wait for XBOX 360

The Xbox 360 is going to come, but most people will probably have a long wait to get one.
CNN

Onion

Animal House
Animal planet is coming out with a new reality show where they put assorted animals in the same house.
Onion

That's Your Horoscope For Today
Just hope that you aren't a Scorpio.
Onion

Twin bombs

Two suicide bombers executed a coordinated attack and killed up to seventy people. This is a tragedy, but our soldiers must continue to stay in Iraq and fight.
CNN

Principal

I September an elementary school principal paraded a third grader, Katie White, through the school accusing her of being a thief and a liar. The principal did this because another girl in Katie's class accused Katie of stealing five dollars. This principal retired this month.

This is one messed up principal!
CNN

18 year old murderer?

David Ludwig, was put in police custody today after being charged with the murder of his girlfriend's parents, and later kidnapped his girlfriend. As I have said before, these kind of people should imprisoned or killed.
CNN

The onion

Bush and Beer
Chris Reinard had a Beer with bush and described it as, "really awkward"
I just read this article and I describe it as "really dumb"
onion

Senate race
Look out for these sprinting bureaucrats.

Bus plummets into gorge

The bus had fifty passengers when it fell into a river-gorge in Pakistan, where an earthquake hit recently. This is a sad story, but at least there are people that will help these passengers.
CNN

Double homicide

A girl's parents were shot by her boyfriend, and then she was kidnapped. I can't believe that people can be this psychopathic, the murderer should be jailed for life.
CNN

Don't catch the Flu!

The avian flu has taken 64 lives and has infect 126 people. I hope that this doesn't become an epidemic. If this disease mutates and spreads, many people will die.
CNN

On a funnier note... The Onion

Avian arthritis
This joint disease found only in birds is being ignored.
Onion

The Iraq constitution
Ratified, then burned a few seconds later.
Onion