Giant Panda gets a name

I don't know how these kinds of dumb articles actually make it to the news. I really don't think about the names of baby pandas or how long they have to wait to be named.
CNN

Intelligent design theory

Intelligent design is a theory and Darwin's theory are not laws, so I don't understand how people can object to having both taught or at least discussed in schools. As long as students know that neither of the theories have been proven.
CNN

Flu Flew

A new flu is sweeping across the world. It has infected birds in Romania and Greece. The flu is not easily spreaded, but that could change if it mutates.
CNN

Pictures of space

These pictures are really cool.
MSNBC

Would you like some spam

A michigan man was arrested and charged with mass spamming. Good riddance!
MSNBC

Storms and 'Canes

Tropical storm Wilma is headed towards Central America it may turn around after making landfall and hit Florida.
NOAA

Another i-pod

Apple's at it again. They just released the new i-pod. It has a 2.5 inch T.V. screen now, so you can see tiny, barely recognizable figure, kind of like a game boy.
MSNBC

China in space

The second manned Chinese spacecraft was launched today, sending two Chinese men into space. Some reporters were allowed to watch this event, a big deal for the secretive chinese government.
CNN

Birdlike dinos

These dinosaurs may change paleontological history.
MSNBC

Fake articles

Aliens in central park
These people aren't as good as the onion writers.
Fake News

Dog trial
This is one of the dumbest articles I've ever read.
Fake News

Too much force?

What were the police thinking when they bloodied a 65 year old man. They're supposed to use reasonable force, not excessive force.
CNN

Unmanned race

These cars are cool. They must have some advanced sensors on them.
CNN

The dark side of the universe

The dark matter theory has been under consideration for a while, but it's still hazy.

The Union Dumb News

The almighty handshake
These people constantly surprise me with their stupid ideas, this being one of them.
Union

Cosmic Stan
A lunatic that knows what he's talking about (even though nobody else does).

Weather
Big storms on the horizon
The only powerful storm near the Atlantic south east is tropical depression Vince, which appears to be dissipating.